It’s weird how I can go all through the day thinking about pretty much nothing important and then dusk rolls around and I’m suddenly the most thoughtful mother fucker in existence.
This exactly why I try to not look at the moon. Even the most miniscule thought about how fucking tiny we really are (and then how tiny microbes are) makes my head hurt.
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”Just because of this comment
(via celestialsloth)
there comes a time in every John Green book where you read something so profound and meaningful that you have to put the book down and just like stare at the ceiling and contemplate life
(via disney-witch)
arguing with people who are so much dumber than you that you cant even like… do it because like… they don’t understand… anything
#arguing about sexism and slut shaming with everyone i know in real life
- Don Cheadle (via v-erecundus)
(via celestialsloth)
My lady friend @lindsey_with_an_e sent me this! #mailtime #bestfrands (at mi casa)
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
(via averathinks)
IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE
I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME
Always reblog.
please!
(via ho-ho-my-lad)
People like to say “You shouldn’t get visible tattoos because you’ll regret it on your wedding day when you can’t wear the dress you want without looking disgusting.”
Those people can shut the fuck up.
(via hoopmaiden)
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes
the internet is a strange place
No. I tumble in my bathtub. And when I’m getting ready in the morning. Fuck that
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